On Tuesday, the Board of Education in Kansas voted 6-4 in favor of discussing the “flaws” in evolutionary theory to students. This means that Intelligent Design, which is the theory that the universe is too complex and a higher power must have intervened in its creation, will be taught at the high school level right alongside major evolutionary theory.
Well now that we got the Church and State separation stuff packed directly into the sewer, what’s next? I personally think that the home economics teachers should start testing students on their favorite recipes for manna, and maybe math teachers can explain to their kids that if they pray hard enough, that integral in front of them will just figure itself out. All alternate theories (provable or not) must be taught now, so why stop with just Intelligent Design?
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster take root in Kansas and pummel the Board of Education ID advocates with its meatballs.